<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901</id><updated>2011-04-22T06:07:07.161+08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Bloody Life In this World</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>58</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-5860578694799342979</id><published>2007-09-22T23:40:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-23T00:02:49.369+08:00</updated><title type='text'>5 crew Men training heats</title><content type='html'>Woo Hoo today was the best day! although i didnt row as i was a reserved. But its ok.&lt;br /&gt;My God travelling from Enous to Lakeside Mrt Station is a Killer!&lt;br /&gt;Fucking Far la. Almost 1 hour ride. But at least got a chance to get a peek of my future school.&lt;br /&gt;Singapore Poly. Hope to get in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well anyway, Met Marcus at my station and from there almost&lt;br /&gt;died at Lakeside. Waited for Vinson, Zul and Eugenia. and we started walking to JURONG LAKE!&lt;br /&gt;OMG! almost 15 mins walk. Losing my chavas Woo Hoo! when i reached there everyone was wearing Black......but i wasnt. I didnt know la...haha *didnt read e-mail*. Told Coachy Caron that i was Colour blind....it wasnt an excuse i am Colour Blind haha!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ut Anyway Race started , we had 5 men teams event and 1 lady team event. First team was Zul Marcus Maurice and vinson and coaxsin was Raymond. They got 3rd place and tmr got chance to fight for semis.!!! Next team was Jin long and others....they were last!! Its ok guys At least u had fun!!. 3rd Team was the best team. Consist of Ngee boon, hao yuan and others...they were first and got a place in the finals!! Great Job!! 4th Team consist  of guo long , jay and others...they got 2nd Great job. Got into Semis!!! 5th Team forgot got who la...but also got in!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The ladies team!! Woo hoo so Proud of them!! Wei wen, eugenia, Jazreel and liza got 2 nd Place man!! GREAT JOB!! hahah Jazreel at first was so Nervous la....but see haha u got 2nd. and we can like go for our Billy Bombers although i just went just now. Chocolate Malt is shiok but Jelak!!! Mak!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After race, we went to jurong coffee shop....saw a 4D shop and went to buy numbers ...(never touch Knn!!). Anyway slacked there for quite awhile..then went town to celebrate fangs and jin long b'day!!! we had Coffee club for dinner...it was...omg!! quite bad... anyway after that went to bombers and had desserts..then walked to bugis...cause we were fucking full..and took a train down!! Omg...tmr is like the finals and semis and gotta be at Jurong lake again at 9am!! i so gonna faint!!! Anywa going to sleep now.. haha!! i miss u my christie !!! take care my Aussie!! haha bring back my $50 Hahahahahahah!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-5860578694799342979?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/5860578694799342979/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=5860578694799342979' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/5860578694799342979'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/5860578694799342979'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2007/09/5-crew-men-training-heats.html' title='5 crew Men training heats'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-4856749553566287346</id><published>2007-09-04T20:14:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-04T20:15:38.158+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Shine jesus Shine</title><content type='html'>I am So Sad....why!! Because i didnt go for Shine jesus Shine rallY!!! Argh!! no one told me... i feel so unholy now....ArgH!! .........................&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sadden!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-4856749553566287346?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/4856749553566287346/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=4856749553566287346' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/4856749553566287346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/4856749553566287346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2007/09/shine-jesus-shine.html' title='Shine jesus Shine'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-2528968830376738770</id><published>2007-09-02T12:56:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-02T13:07:03.264+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Training today!</title><content type='html'>Today training was not too bad...I think i am getting used to it. Tough but the after feeling is shiok! Did the usual program. Like 8 x 400m and 4 x 80 fast strokes in 1 min. We are getting prepared for river regetta race in Nov 3rd and 4th. Hopefully to be in the finals man! I need to train hard to build up my strenght and stamina! On the 22th &amp; 23rd of Sept there is a race coming too. Its called a 5 men boat race. Haiz too bad i'm a reserve rower! hopefully to be in rowing rather then a reserved! Anyway got to go now..and oh cant wait for next week! Christie is finally back! My babe ....faster come back...clubbin is calling us hahah!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-2528968830376738770?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/2528968830376738770/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=2528968830376738770' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/2528968830376738770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/2528968830376738770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2007/09/training-today.html' title='Training today!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-5891543795000240478</id><published>2007-09-02T00:47:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-02T00:57:24.822+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome back!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;I have finally decided to use this blog....cause its so far the easier and best to use it!!.... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;HENG IS BACK!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Anyway..will update this blog asap. Am also trying to get a pix of me on the Dragonboat! Rowing that is haha... with all my new cool mates. Hopefully to also organize one of Gen event for a day. It will be so fun haha..How shiok is that. Anyway here's a pix of me and my friends during competition&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5105280717147183378" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="240" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_6ybY1rpQhdI/RtmZw2g1mRI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KdoN7G1JF5A/s320/641690873l.jpg" width="361" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This guys rocks..!! See ya every Sunday !! Row to Regetta!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-5891543795000240478?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/5891543795000240478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=5891543795000240478' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/5891543795000240478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/5891543795000240478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2007/09/welcome-back.html' title='Welcome back!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_6ybY1rpQhdI/RtmZw2g1mRI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KdoN7G1JF5A/s72-c/641690873l.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-116608894240280828</id><published>2006-12-14T17:20:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-14T17:35:42.420+08:00</updated><title type='text'>What happen thru my life</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4944/2287/1600/675703/Picture%20011.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4944/2287/320/667748/Picture%20011.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                  July party at INK BAR!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4944/2287/1600/734203/Picture%20056.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4944/2287/320/212950/Picture%20056.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; OH GOD!! WORST! I sitting next to a Lagi fit person!! EEK!! Dragon boat i coming!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4944/2287/1600/816407/Picture%20060.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4944/2287/320/952797/Picture%20060.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;strong&gt;OH MY GOD MY CHAVAS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4944/2287/1600/359083/Picture%20060.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4944/2287/1600/856289/Picture%20066.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4944/2287/320/546093/Picture%20066.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;!!MY JULY!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4944/2287/1600/200320/Picture%20067.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4944/2287/320/374436/Picture%20067.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well i shall Post Photos!! Since people are complaining!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-116608894240280828?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/116608894240280828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=116608894240280828' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/116608894240280828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/116608894240280828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/12/what-happen-thru-my-life.html' title='What happen thru my life'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-116608820188469996</id><published>2006-12-14T17:20:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-14T17:23:21.893+08:00</updated><title type='text'>X'mas is Coming</title><content type='html'>X'mas is coming Woohoo! It's the best season of all!! Why cause got Pressies....*HINTS*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What i want for Xmas this year Santa&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. A huge load of $$$&lt;br /&gt;2. More $$$&lt;br /&gt;3. Lagi More $$$&lt;br /&gt; *Such Greedyness*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Hoping for me and petrina to survive in DRAGON BOAT&lt;br /&gt;5. MY BRAND NEW COAT *ZARA* *Hints to Christie*&lt;br /&gt;6 anything Branded from kenji *BIG HINTS &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;KENJI LIM*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-116608820188469996?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/116608820188469996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=116608820188469996' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/116608820188469996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/116608820188469996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/12/xmas-is-coming.html' title='X&apos;mas is Coming'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-116523950725101288</id><published>2006-12-04T21:36:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-04T21:38:27.276+08:00</updated><title type='text'>JOIN DRAGON BOAT!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;JOIN DRAGON BOAT!!!!!! I NEED KAKI'S!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I GOT PETRINA ME &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;MAYBE MELI FELI KENJI JOSH BAO&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;REGARDS ,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;WANNABE DRAGON BOATER!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LOVE JULY!!JULY!!JULY!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-116523950725101288?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/116523950725101288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=116523950725101288' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/116523950725101288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/116523950725101288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/12/join-dragon-boat.html' title='JOIN DRAGON BOAT!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-116281783063539340</id><published>2006-11-06T20:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-06T20:57:10.650+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Well Wishes</title><content type='html'>My Major wishes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Hoping to learn drums.....paid by father *evil grins*&lt;br /&gt;2) To get my Christmas Clothing Especially a nice great shiok Coat&lt;br /&gt;3) To have a huge amount of Ke Ching $$ in my bank but end of Dec.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just hate my tiny precious life.........&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-116281783063539340?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/116281783063539340/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=116281783063539340' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/116281783063539340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/116281783063539340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/11/well-wishes.html' title='Well Wishes'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-116257295249742490</id><published>2006-11-04T00:52:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-04T00:55:52.743+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Love</title><content type='html'>Love&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well its been a long time since i met you&lt;br /&gt;I kinda miss you since the last time we had much fun&lt;br /&gt;Been thinking about you.&lt;br /&gt;But is this love i feeling or something else?&lt;br /&gt;I do not know man!!&lt;br /&gt;There is something different about you when i meet you&lt;br /&gt;Like a tickle in my body when i see you.&lt;br /&gt;I hope to get to know you better&lt;br /&gt;And hope by then i will have the guts to tell you how i feel!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-116257295249742490?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/116257295249742490/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=116257295249742490' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/116257295249742490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/116257295249742490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/11/love.html' title='Love'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115805793421497489</id><published>2006-09-12T18:00:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-09-12T18:45:34.286+08:00</updated><title type='text'>What a Survey</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Oh my god i am going to die doing this!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;So many QUESTIONS!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*Kills madeline*&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;001. Real Name - Jonathan Heng&lt;br /&gt;002. Nickname - Heng, Jonny, Jon heng, Jonny cool&lt;br /&gt;003. Single or taken -Single as Usual *poor thing right*&lt;br /&gt;004. Zodiac Sign - Gemini&lt;br /&gt;.005. Male or Female - Male.&lt;br /&gt;006. Elementary School - PAP&lt;br /&gt;007. Ipod - yes..My mini&lt;br /&gt;.008. How many buddies on your list - Millions .... arent i popular haha!&lt;br /&gt;009. friendster name - Forgot ....hmm i think JonHeng&lt;br /&gt;010. Hair Color - Sadly ... pure Black&lt;br /&gt;012. Hair Long or Short - Short&lt;br /&gt;014. Eye Color - Dark brown.&lt;br /&gt;015. Are you health freak - Haha greatest joke!&lt;br /&gt;016. Height - 1.78-1.8m&lt;br /&gt;017. Do you have a crush on someone - Hmm...maybe&lt;br /&gt;018. Do you like yourself -Kinda&lt;br /&gt;019. Braces? -nope don have.&lt;br /&gt;020. Think you're awesome? -I'm great...yeah rite!&lt;br /&gt;021. Piercings - Erm Nope&lt;br /&gt;022. Tattoo - never in my life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your 'Firsts'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;024. Surgery - NEVER.&lt;br /&gt;025. First piercing - Nope&lt;br /&gt;026. First best friend - Melvin loke Ming Li&lt;br /&gt;027. First Award - My bean bag race i was famous for that! Always win thanks to my Head haha&lt;br /&gt;028. First Sport You Joined - Soccer&lt;br /&gt;029. First pet - terrapin!now died somewhere&lt;br /&gt;030. First vacation - Langkawi! love it&lt;br /&gt;031. First Concert - MTV Asia Music Awards 2002&lt;br /&gt;032. First love - got waited for her for 6 years..how dumb!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Favourites&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;033. Favorite movie - Loads..don ask&lt;br /&gt;034. Favorite tv show -Too many too but American Idol the Most Important!&lt;br /&gt;035. Color -Green, Purple and Blue and Brown&lt;br /&gt;036. Music - RnB for Sure&lt;br /&gt;039. Drink - My Marriott hotel Chocolate Milkshake.&lt;br /&gt;040 Body part not on the face - Nope&lt;br /&gt;041. Cartoon - Spongey bob!&lt;br /&gt;042. Favorite piece of clothing - A lot i tell you&lt;br /&gt;043. Brand Of Clothing - Zara, TopMen, Samuel&amp;Kevin, I.P. Zone, Fox.&lt;br /&gt;044. What do you sleep with - CLOTHES&lt;br /&gt;045. Favorite School - ITE Bedok!&lt;br /&gt;046. Favorite Animal(s) - Cute Puppies so cute &amp;amp; Cats!&lt;br /&gt;047. Favorite Book - 8 Days haha Lime too!&lt;br /&gt;048. Favorite Magazine -Same!&lt;br /&gt;049. Eating - haha !! don need to say&lt;br /&gt;050. I'm drinking - nothing.&lt;br /&gt;052. I'm about to - do nothing!&lt;br /&gt;053. Listening to - RnB Music.&lt;br /&gt;055. Waiting For -Dinner? i suppose&lt;br /&gt;056. Watching - Me typing!.&lt;br /&gt;057. Wearing - My yellow t-shirt and shorts&lt;br /&gt;058. Want Kids - .........&lt;br /&gt;059. Want to Get Married - What a question&lt;br /&gt;060. Careers in Mind - To be a Hotel traveller! or Insurance agent!.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which is better with the Opposite Gender&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;068. Lips or Eyes - the eyes!&lt;br /&gt;069. Hugs or Kisses - HuGgie!.&lt;br /&gt;070. Shorter or Taller - Same height as me or shorter&lt;br /&gt;072. Romantic or Spontaneous - both.&lt;br /&gt;073. Nice stomach or nice arms - Both too&lt;br /&gt;074. Sensitive or Loud - Mix of obth la&lt;br /&gt;075. Hook-up or Relationship - relationshops...la!!&lt;br /&gt;076. Sweet or Caring - both! Thats good!&lt;br /&gt;077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant - None of the above !! nExt!&lt;br /&gt;078. Kissed a Stranger - Hello you think i Gila!&lt;br /&gt;079. Drank bubbles - Huh!! bubbles...&lt;br /&gt;080. Lost glasses/contacts -Never!&lt;br /&gt;081. Ran Away From Home - Kinda did that for 4 hours haha&lt;br /&gt;082. Broken a bone - No !&lt;br /&gt;083. Got an X-ray - nah.&lt;br /&gt;084. Broken Someone's Heart - More like people broke my heart&lt;br /&gt;086. Turned Someone Down - No the other way round&lt;br /&gt;087. Cried When Someone Died - I cant cry don know why!&lt;br /&gt;088. Cried at school - Definately who doesnt haha!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do You Believe In&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;089. God - yes.&lt;br /&gt;090. Miracles - yes&lt;br /&gt;091. Love at first sight - Hmmmm&lt;br /&gt;093. Aliens - Better Not!&lt;br /&gt;094. Magic - Ya i am a Sua ku!&lt;br /&gt;095. Heaven - Uh huh!&lt;br /&gt;096. Santa Claus - Used tO!&lt;br /&gt;097. Sex on the first date - You think i Desperate !!&lt;br /&gt;097. Kissing on the first date - hmm take it Slow man!&lt;br /&gt;099. Angels -Yes!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Answer Truthfully&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;100. Is there someone you want to be with right now? - YES!! Oh my god!! YES!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Here is the deal:&lt;br /&gt;1. Put your music player on shuffle&lt;br /&gt;.2. Press forward for each question.&lt;br /&gt;3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.&lt;br /&gt;And there you have it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;01 How does the world see me? -DeJa Vu... Hmm haha&lt;br /&gt;02 Will I have a happy life? -Pieces of me! WTF! haha&lt;br /&gt;03 What do my friends really think of me? -No promises...sia la!!&lt;br /&gt;04 Do people secretly lust after me? -Survivor! Bo link!&lt;br /&gt;05 How can you be happy?- Soldier!1 are you crazy i already suffering in Army!&lt;br /&gt;06 What should I do with my life? -Let's get retarded! haha that be fun!&lt;br /&gt;07 Why must life be so full of pain? -Since you been gone..&lt;br /&gt;08 Will I ever have children? - Sexy love??&lt;br /&gt;09 Will I die happy? -Be Without you...that sounds sad!&lt;br /&gt;10 What is some good advice for me? -Dani California!! Hmm!!&lt;br /&gt;11 What is happiness? -Love...hmm quite true&lt;br /&gt;12 What's my favourite fetish? -SexyBack!How nice!&lt;br /&gt;13 How will I be remembered? -Aint No other man! i feel Good!!&lt;br /&gt;14 What is your love life like? - Dont forget about us!&lt;br /&gt;15 What's your life motto? -Don Cha!! hahaha Cute!.&lt;br /&gt;16 What do your parents think of you? -Call on me!!.&lt;br /&gt;17 What's your favourite hobby? -i'm every Women!! really WTF!!&lt;br /&gt;18 What does your best friend really think of you? -Shake it off! ya my fats i know!! lol&lt;br /&gt;19 What's the worst thing about you? -Me and You&lt;br /&gt;20 Describe your mind. - I write sins not Tradegies!&lt;br /&gt;21 How will you die? -Breathe Easy&lt;br /&gt;22 How does your crush feel about you? -How WIll i know!!&lt;br /&gt;23 What is your wedding going to be like? - Put your Records on!!??&lt;br /&gt;24 What about your honeymoon? -Too little too late&lt;br /&gt;25 Describe the last day of your life. -Because of you!&lt;br /&gt;26 Why does life suck? -I wanna dance with somebody&lt;br /&gt;27 Why does life rule? -Say my name&lt;br /&gt;28 What will you be famous for? -Torn! huhuh?&lt;br /&gt;29 What's the craziest thing you'll ever do? -Stars are blind..Seems like my songs got no link!&lt;br /&gt;30 Will you achieve your goals? -Faithfully hmm!!&lt;br /&gt;31 What will your future job be like? -Home...Woah i be a Boss!&lt;br /&gt;32 Your party life? -SOS!! Hahah!!&lt;br /&gt;33 Overall, will you be happy? -sugar we're going down&lt;br /&gt;34 Or will you just deal with it? -I cant hate you anymore...!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Name twenty people you can think of right now.&lt;br /&gt;Don't read the question(s) until you've named the 20 people&lt;br /&gt;At the end of this,&lt;br /&gt;choose five people to do this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Christie&lt;br /&gt;2) Kelly&lt;br /&gt;3) Josh&lt;br /&gt;4) Eman&lt;br /&gt;5) Racheal*Cousin*&lt;br /&gt;6) Shaun Koh&lt;br /&gt;7) Kenji&lt;br /&gt;8) Baby racheal&lt;br /&gt;9) Madeline&lt;br /&gt;10) Sharmanne&lt;br /&gt;11) Marcus *Cus*&lt;br /&gt;12) Samantha&lt;br /&gt;13) Brandon&lt;br /&gt;14) Simon&lt;br /&gt;15) Musa&lt;br /&gt;16) Maria&lt;br /&gt;17) Jason&lt;br /&gt;18) Danny&lt;br /&gt;19) Bryan&lt;br /&gt;20) Mark&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How did you meet #14(Simon)&lt;br /&gt; - From Genesis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What would you do if you didn't meet #1(Christie)&lt;br /&gt; - From Genesis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if #9(Madeline) and #20(Mark)dated? - Haha now thats funny!madeline wouldnt mind!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Would #6(Shaun)and #17(Jason)make a good couple? - ODD!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Describe #3(Josh)- Skinny Fun Musically inclined! cool hair! and skinny too!! i need to give you my Fats!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#8(baby racheal)attractive? ............&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Describe #7(Kenji)? - Demanding!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Know of any #12's(Samantha)family members?- ya my cousin!!of course i know!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What would you do if #18(peter)(this part got cut off. haha. no idea what's the qn)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What language does #15(Musa( Speak)? - Malay, Chinese, English and a Bit of portugese&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who is #9(madeline)going out with? -No one i suppose hmmm!!!But this sat she will be!!haha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How old is #16(maria)? -17+&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When is the last time you spoke to #13(Brandon)- Sunday&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who is #2's(Kelly)favourite band/singer? - JAY CHOU!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Would you ever date #4(Eman)- EWww No!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Would you ever date #1(Christie)?? will consider la...haha she got someone haha!! kidding la! anyway i always go out with her like jsut now also!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is #19(bryan)single? -Nope!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's #10's(sharmanne) last name? - Anthony!1 my fmaily name!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Would you ever be in a relationship with #11(Marcus*cus)- Nope! hello!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;School of #3(Josh)- Temasek Poly!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where does #6(Shaun) - actually i don know where does he leave...north pole??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's your fave thing about #5(Racheal)- That she is my Cousin!!haha cause i know i more impt then anyone haha!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;have you ever seen #2 (Kelly) naked? Prays to the lord!! Save me!!haha obviously nope!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, hereâ€™s the five unlucky people to do this survey,&lt;br /&gt; its kinda fun actually!haha.&lt;br /&gt;saboing time&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Christie&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) Josh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3) Kenji&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4) Kelly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5) Racheal&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115805793421497489?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115805793421497489/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115805793421497489' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115805793421497489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115805793421497489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/09/what-survey.html' title='What a Survey'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115729228310064155</id><published>2006-09-03T21:59:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-09-03T22:04:43.113+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Thanks Shawn and Josh</title><content type='html'>Hey guys!! just wanan stay thanks to all of you&lt;br /&gt;For making a Great Prayer P&amp;W&lt;br /&gt;I don know what really brought me down to church&lt;br /&gt;To meet up with you guys&lt;br /&gt;Since i was in town hmm cause maybe i too sianz of there&lt;br /&gt;But i'm glad it told me to meet up with you guys&lt;br /&gt;The P&amp;amp;W was simple yet powerful&lt;br /&gt;It had a great impact of knowing why i'm still a catholic&lt;br /&gt;And still have great firneds like Genesis&lt;br /&gt;Kenji Music was P.O.W.E.R*say it like a Mak way*&lt;br /&gt;Songs choice was Awesome Sia!!&lt;br /&gt;And thank you god for the great Weather&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115729228310064155?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115729228310064155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115729228310064155' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115729228310064155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115729228310064155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/09/thanks-shawn-and-josh.html' title='Thanks Shawn and Josh'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115683276792481177</id><published>2006-08-29T14:11:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-29T14:26:07.940+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Pictures</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/Picture%20019.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Picture%20015.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                        Ray                                   Shar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/Picture%20012.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Picture%20012.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/Picture%20011.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Picture%20011.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/Picture%20010.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Picture%20010.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/Picture%20009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Picture%20009.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                         &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Yati                  Rosa                    Cat&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/Picture%20007.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Picture%20007.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                               Hmm wad a nice shot i took&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/Picture%20006.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Picture%20006.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                  Ray                                Cat              Me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/Picture%20005.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Picture%20005.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                           Cat                           Me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/Picture%20003.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Picture%20003.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                   TEEN TITANS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/Picture%20002.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Picture%20002.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                  CUZZINS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/Picture%20001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Picture%20001.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115683276792481177?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115683276792481177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115683276792481177' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115683276792481177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115683276792481177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/08/pictures_29.html' title='Pictures'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115683182657897703</id><published>2006-08-29T13:57:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-29T14:10:26.590+08:00</updated><title type='text'>26th of August</title><content type='html'>Well two things are happening on this day :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1st Madeline is going to Malaysia for her Volleyball tour thingy... hmmm wonder will she buy me a nice Pressie from there...She promised !!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2nd: its my Ex-classmates ITE outing day so happy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well its 11:00am and i meeting my friend Catherine at my bus stop to go to my Cousins house to wait for them * racheal and Sharmanne*....so that we can go check-into our hotel! Its Marina Mandarin again and the same room PRemier Room .... so Annoying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well we reached at the hotel at around 12 noon...and checked in on the 4th floor that is where the lobby is located.  we were given our room keys...1639... must put 4D. well this time we had a Better view the Habour and the balcony was VERY pathetic trust me....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway it was 1:15pm and yati came Woohoo....we when to Raffles city for a wonderful simple Lunch at tthe Food court....i had YONG tao Fu...with LOADS of Chilli.....Rosa them came at around 2:30pm...we then walked back to marina square to buy her lunch....then we when backed to the room....to take some Photos and watched...............AMENTIVILLE HORROR!!!! trust me i screamed till the whole hotel can hear it...FucKing Scary..cause its a true story.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;after that show....woah!! we just relaxed and talked and took more photos....racheal had to go back for dinner....what a life lol and after that Catherine Left to meet her friends...after that....the rest of us when to long John for dinner...and we waited for shar's Bf which was my Classmate Eryshad..btw he looks like HADY!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After dinner rosa and yati left and we waited for Latefah to come * she looks like Beyonce*...she came at 10+pm...with her friend...he was SUPER blur trust me...anyway they left at 3am i slept already by them...hhaa cause we gotta get up at 5:30am for the Army half marathon!! wat a Life....god anyway ya i shall skipped the whole part..we checked out at 2pm and when for lunch at Kenny rodgers...the MAC and Cheese super Shiok! after that we walked to ritz carlton to Shit lol and took a cab from there...haha i am soo gonna book a room there one day for Gen trust me...but i must touch 4D lol anyway i gonna post picture now&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115683182657897703?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115683182657897703/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115683182657897703' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115683182657897703'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115683182657897703'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/08/26th-of-august.html' title='26th of August'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115642555594954439</id><published>2006-08-24T21:12:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-24T21:19:15.960+08:00</updated><title type='text'>SINGAPORE IDOL</title><content type='html'>I feel like Killing you SINGAPOREANS!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don you have ears.......................????&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wait i forgot you don!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First  its Rahimah Rahim.....Ok maybe i understand.... Never mind for give....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Second its my MATHILDA!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!! HELLO!! TALENT PLP!!! TALENT!! You know like she&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; is the best...and she wanted to sing MY FAV. Personally best song....called ....aiyah forgot but&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; eilloit Yamin sang before...the one that made Paula Cried!....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ARGH!!!!!!!! DEAF SINGAPOREANS!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOW ITS Noorul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok don really like her voice...but she;s kinda hot for&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; a Malay!!....and speaks good English!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TO JOAKIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BETTER ASK YOUR BLOODY DUMBO 12 years old gals..to&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; stop voting for you...you are Discrimating US!!! and yourself infact!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PLs  Get Losy!!! if HAdy *the best* or Jonathan *my name lol*  goes out!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;KIll you!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115642555594954439?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115642555594954439/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115642555594954439' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115642555594954439'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115642555594954439'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/08/singapore-idol.html' title='SINGAPORE IDOL'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115605094449376828</id><published>2006-08-20T12:49:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-20T13:15:44.503+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Pictures</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0261.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0261.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;MY DREAM CAR BMW 645 Series!! Christie *HINT* ......................&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0258.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0258.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;The coW!!! Guess who is that!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0256.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0256.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;Teresa and jason!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0254.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0254.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;i don know i find this quite Artistic&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0252.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0252.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;Markl wiht PAUL TWOHILL!!!!! ARGH!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0250.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0250.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;H&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;ahahHAHha LOVE this Photo!! The GREAT HUNT!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0249.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0249.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;Don they look like Gay Couples...hMmmmm&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0247.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0247.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Ooooo Cuzzins Luv....Eryshad*her Bf* and Sharry...CUZ!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0245.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0245.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                                       &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;                                                              Rach and Eryshad!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0241.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0241.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                 &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Cuzzin Posing at marina Mandarin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0238.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0238.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                    &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; OooOO Mashy!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0237.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0237.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                             &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;  Music Nite @ East Coast&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0233.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0233.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                               &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;                    LOOK at the Center&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0227.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0227.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;                                                                    The FourSomes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0226.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0226.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                           &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;     Rach, Natz and gab&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0225.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0225.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                  &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;K&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;enji and Natasha!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0223.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0223.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;                                                  Kenji look Smart for youth mass!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0224.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0224.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;                                                                 Kenji and Remus!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115605094449376828?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115605094449376828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115605094449376828' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115605094449376828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115605094449376828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/08/pictures_20.html' title='Pictures'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115547549352677687</id><published>2006-08-13T21:19:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-13T21:24:53.536+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Army Camp!!</title><content type='html'>To The Person that i Just now Start to Hate!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its You!!&lt;br /&gt;Yes You!!&lt;br /&gt;You are the one that is causing my Depression!!&lt;br /&gt;You are the one that is making me Stressed!!&lt;br /&gt;You are the one That Just cant wait to Irritate my whole life in Camp!!&lt;br /&gt;From Day 1 i entered Camp....what do you do to me...Give me your Black Face!!&lt;br /&gt;and when you know me too well....you start to Do this and that to me!!&lt;br /&gt;Whacking me with a Broom!! Throwing Water at me thinking its Just a joke only...!!&lt;br /&gt;Yes to you it seems Fun!! to me its Not!!&lt;br /&gt;Why Do i have to suffer with you till you are gone!!&lt;br /&gt;You are juz an imbercile*don know if spelled correctly* Child!!&lt;br /&gt;I just Hate you As a Friend and as an Enemy!&lt;br /&gt;In Front of you I seem Nice....&lt;br /&gt;But behind you i just Curse and Swear at you...&lt;br /&gt;You take Advantage of me...&lt;br /&gt;Lying to me and all...hoping and waiting for something Bad to happen to me&lt;br /&gt;Wishing that you would see me Fail in Everything in my Life...&lt;br /&gt;Well Guess What...from now on...i going to Be strong...and Stand up for myself i not gonna let you walk Over me!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just Hope You will BURN IN HELL!!!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115547549352677687?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115547549352677687/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115547549352677687' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115547549352677687'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115547549352677687'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/08/army-camp.html' title='Army Camp!!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115443655535234797</id><published>2006-08-01T18:52:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-01T20:49:16.466+08:00</updated><title type='text'>ok Yes i know u want me to update la..na la...HAn la</title><content type='html'>So as usual SOME people keeps pestering me to update my blog...and well...yea now i am doing it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I dying of Stress and Depression i telling you....Army is getting me up on my Nerves...anytime i will go Mad and Crazy!!Anyway ok lets not talk about Army...Well friday i came back from camp it was a Half Day...Woohoo due to Praying to the Ghost.....So happy...at night had to go for church meeting anyway!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so yea...i came home watched my Mtv...Father was Snooring Outside...Super loud la....cant even watch peacefully...then...at 3pm was watching Totally Spies Half way...yea i know....so girly...but nIce leh....i fell asleep on the couch....for 2 hours plus....got up...saw it was time to get ready for mEetINg...so when to bathe the whether her was ******* hot la...Dying...then and to change...and waited and waited and waited...till it was 7:30pm..then i left the house...it was going to rain HEAVILY!!! the sky was woohoo...Dark!!and super cloudy...so i taught i was going to be late...as i reached there around 8:05pm...when up...KNN!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; no one there....called kenji he said....oh we will be late...blah blah blah..KNN!! so i waited downstairs...and saw SHANE!!! wanna act gothic *puke*....so yea...then i saw Jon....a good suspecting victim to ask him for coins...he is like genesis money changer....will always have coins....and he don have la...but he me this that got me quiet sad...He was leaving GEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;no Why jon why!! u are our Light of our grp....but he told me why in the end...its cause of two plp...shall not mention names...was kinda sad...cause he is like a good pal to me...as i was to him..so anyway meeting started FINALLY at 8:30pm...Swines....btw did i say i hated Army yea...and then another bomb dropped on me....Remus and teresa is leaving too!!!!!!!! nononononononononononono on ononononononononononononononononononononononon'n&lt;br /&gt;nonononononononononononononononononononononon&lt;br /&gt;[nonononononononononononononoononononononononononononononononono&lt;br /&gt;Why the JULY people....u guys were my back bones of genesis....why!! ARGh!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ya....so anyway meeting ended at 9:30pm...then we went to Beer garden to eaT!!! but i didnt cause had dinner already...treated Jon to Gelare...Shiokness!! the when home...abt to sleep...at 2am...my father asked me to follow him to WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!! you know how tired and i almost died....i woke up at 5:45am to go to camp btw....ah...although slept for 2 plus hrs...so not being a bad son i followed him....and GOD!!! when i reach the jurong port....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW&lt;br /&gt;WWWWWWWWWWWWW the smell of FIShy!!!! Eek.....almost died..but i took photos for u guys to see.....anyway left that Stinko place at 5:40am....reached home at 6am...and just sleep didnt bother to bathe!so ya will post photos now&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115443655535234797?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115443655535234797/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115443655535234797' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115443655535234797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115443655535234797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/08/ok-yes-i-know-u-want-me-to-update-lana.html' title='ok Yes i know u want me to update la..na la...HAn la'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115276569348686430</id><published>2006-07-13T12:20:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-07-13T12:41:33.500+08:00</updated><title type='text'>MARINA MANDARIN</title><content type='html'>Ok....well it was my Cuzzins birthday and well knowing me...i threw her a birthday Party in a Hotel...Yep!! Its at Marina Mandarin!! In case u don know how it looks like heres a pic..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 233px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 280px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="280" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Marina-Mandarin-%40-Marina-Ba.jpg" width="255" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Its the one on the extreme left!! next to the Esplanade...So ya...anyway my other cuzzins and i surprised her with it...We checked into our Room....the Premier room....OOoo i lovin this..&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 289px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="240" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Premier%20room.jpg" width="270" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yes i know it is in the mes...this was taken the next day alrite...we slept like PIGS!! cause i went clubbin to MOS!!*muz bring Christie*....Btw...the guy on the bed is my Ex-classmate and also my cuz*birthday gal* boyfriend....yes...i kinda intro them !! Anyway this room my god...i look one of this item wanted to be a Kiasu singapore to steal this...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 248px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 227px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="240" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/My%20fav.%20Clock.0.jpg" width="248" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;This clock is SO cool!!! It changes colour...as u can it is red for now.....NO nice...but then obviously i didnt steal la....not so terrible you knoe!!Anyway our fllor was on the 17th floor..room number 1726.,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="240" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/The%20view.jpg" width="245" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yeap this was my view....Donno if you guys notice....my the Building with the Number 13...yea it was purposely build that way...don know why...NAyway can you guess what building is that..........................Its Conrad hotel....under the same company as hilton!!oh yeah...that night we had a small preview of the national day parade....saw Fire Works...didnt take photos....couldnt care la!!! anyway her are some of my cuzzins!! i was the only guy!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 292px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 211px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="240" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Shar%20and%20sam.jpg" width="292" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The One on the Left is the birthday gal...she is 18 now and can go clubbin with us!! woohoo...my two best close cuzzins!!Sharmanne and Samantha.....Whoohoo Rock on babes haha&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/My%203%20gals.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The 3 babes....that was in my room!! hah the center one is the birthday gal best friend...her name is Jessica....doesnt she look abit like Fergie from black eyed peas....Yea anyway...MOs was great la...RnB and retro room rocks...but we tried techno!! and i swear to god...we cant Dance to it.......no Beat la.....!! &lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="219" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/Me%20and%20sam.jpg" width="285" border="0" /&gt;Me and Sam.....We both are now eligible for clubbin haha....anyway yea..thats all for now...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115276569348686430?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115276569348686430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115276569348686430' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115276569348686430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115276569348686430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/07/marina-mandarin.html' title='MARINA MANDARIN'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115276438608712121</id><published>2006-07-13T12:16:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-07-13T12:19:46.096+08:00</updated><title type='text'>i'm back!</title><content type='html'>Due to Overwhelming responds...*actually only christie* ... i have decided to continue updating my blog...Yes...now i have pics and gonna show ya pEeps whats going on this past few days of my Army life....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/11.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You tell me this....Do you think its a guy or gal...and or by the way...its my this Army gay pal that sent me...haha yeap!! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115276438608712121?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115276438608712121/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115276438608712121' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115276438608712121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115276438608712121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/07/im-back.html' title='i&apos;m back!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115140995430139254</id><published>2006-06-27T19:44:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-27T20:05:54.320+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Life</title><content type='html'>Life is like a Game of cards&lt;br /&gt;It about taking risks&lt;br /&gt;Don be afraid to make a mistake&lt;br /&gt;There's always second Chance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why was i put on this earth.&lt;br /&gt;To Suffer or to Help?&lt;br /&gt;Well i have both.&lt;br /&gt;People i am with aint suffering like what i am&lt;br /&gt;I might Die anytime soon&lt;br /&gt;Love has just Lost me.&lt;br /&gt;I don know who to Love anymore.&lt;br /&gt;Just hate it.&lt;br /&gt;Life is killing me with my Diseaes&lt;br /&gt;Don know how much time i have left in this world.&lt;br /&gt;Why is rejection hurtful?&lt;br /&gt;No idea...but it sure kills u right in the heart....for&lt;br /&gt;now i be gone...until when i finally give me decision!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115140995430139254?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115140995430139254/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115140995430139254' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115140995430139254'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115140995430139254'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/06/life.html' title='Life'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115108292038046409</id><published>2006-06-24T00:45:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-24T01:15:20.433+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Complication</title><content type='html'>How to know whether she will like you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is she really the one for you or wat?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just cant think it right now...cause i know it wont be true.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes she is everything i look for....but will she accept you for who you are or&lt;br /&gt;just be your "friend"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;even if she knows u like her.....what is she gonna do to you....&lt;br /&gt;Run to you or Avoid you the rrest of her life...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What does love really means?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A friend just said to me today&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Love has two meanings"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"1st is Love is loving your friends"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"2nd is Relationship"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But whoever i choose will always end up the first one!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115108292038046409?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115108292038046409/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115108292038046409' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115108292038046409'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115108292038046409'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/06/complication.html' title='Complication'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115089709780963662</id><published>2006-06-21T21:36:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-21T21:38:17.810+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Stressed</title><content type='html'>I Am offically in a Very STRESS MODE!! Army is killing me with Loads and Tons of Paper Work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;URGH!!!! Why am i suffering in here,,,,,Cant wait for this Sat. night Genesis thing to DE- STRESSED me...God i feel like a Women....Having PMS MODE...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kill me now...Make me Sick for the whole of Next week!!! Take MC don care!! And to edwin i think i might have forgiven him just a tiny Little bit...like 3% ...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115089709780963662?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115089709780963662/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115089709780963662' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115089709780963662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115089709780963662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/06/stressed.html' title='Stressed'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115089724540020995</id><published>2006-06-21T21:28:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-21T21:40:45.403+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Did i do something?</title><content type='html'>Hmm Avioding me Maybe? Feeling uncomfortable Around me too? Maybe!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Was it Something i Say to you or offended ya?? Could be!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What will make up for it?? A sorry....Well say it quite a lot of times already??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unless...you know something that i know and she knows that a few knows but you don know at first and found out from that someone...and that's why all this is happening between ask.....Hmmm Hope not...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There a reason why i just don wanan tell you cause i know it will spoil it!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just don wanan lose you...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know i have hurt you Before but i don wanan hurt you again&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please don leave me...as i think Omg...i am....really having................********....for you....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115089724540020995?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115089724540020995/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115089724540020995' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115089724540020995'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115089724540020995'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/06/did-i-do-something_21.html' title='Did i do something?'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115089646126179039</id><published>2006-06-21T21:22:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-21T21:27:41.283+08:00</updated><title type='text'>MiSsInG Her Already</title><content type='html'>Its already 3 Months Plus and time do pass by Quite fast. The TaZzIe Girl is stressed and Sad, so am i!!  Miss her Noise...*maybe only*...Miss Her bitching....*On the phone aint fun my dear* Cant go shopping without her...But Hey She will do well and in 1 year plus she will be in Singapore studying here....Chrisitie Study hard ok....so you wont have to waster your 3 more years in Taz...Think of Home Think of your Friends....Esp. Me of course lol!! Now i gotta wait for another 3 months B4 i can see you again...Really Miss you Bestie Christie Gal!! Take Care in Aus...and i know u are sick...So drink LOADS of water..k!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115089646126179039?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115089646126179039/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115089646126179039' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115089646126179039'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115089646126179039'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/06/missing-her-already.html' title='MiSsInG Her Already'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-115015522182961872</id><published>2006-06-13T07:28:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-13T07:33:41.843+08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Birthday Party</title><content type='html'>It was kinda of a Success!!! Enjoyed my Great friends for coming over. Especially ITE and Gen people...Love ya....Thanks for the Pressies Kel Bran Cus...The Ball was Great ... Lol...Roza Thanks for the ChocO..it is HUGE!!! ...the Petrina Love the Cool material of the shirts....M size....lets hope i can fit in it..lol...to Musa thanks for the Green cup...My Fav. Colour....To maria and Stacy...THANKS FOR THE CAKE!!!!so SWEet of ya guys...it tasted WONDerful!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     Anyway almost died for the bitings of Red Ants YeoW!!! got lots of bites...and sry for the location i know it was bad but it was the last places left...never mind think do Hotel better haha but BBQ was so Fun yea...great food comes with great company...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     But to gen people really super sorry couldnt entertain ya guys...=)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-115015522182961872?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/115015522182961872/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=115015522182961872' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115015522182961872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/115015522182961872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/06/my-birthday-party.html' title='My Birthday Party'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114977651344359242</id><published>2006-06-08T21:54:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-08T22:21:55.496+08:00</updated><title type='text'>MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING!!!</title><content type='html'>WooHoo You Read it Right it is Coming People...and *Wink* *Wink* to you guys....15th of June. Middle of the Year...Middle of the Month...And i'm turning 19. This Sat would be a great day for me as i'm gonna have a Huge Birthday Bash together with NAtz khoo. We gonna throw a big one this year man!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Well Its gonna be held at East Coast and the PIT is FUCKING hard to Find...you will find out on the day!!! TRUST me..But anyway Army is a TIRING time....Life ....Argh!!! Just miss hanging out with my friends...Miss hanging out with CHRISTIE and Kelly Especially EEK!!! The Two Babes!! lol...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well I got 657 days more to go till my wonderful R.O.D and 7 Days Exactly to my BIRTHDAY man!!!! Yea YEa.....so Happy Chrisitie back....cant wait to see Miss Unique this Sat....anyway Thats all for Now..Kelly HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =P&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114977651344359242?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114977651344359242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114977651344359242' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114977651344359242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114977651344359242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/06/my-birthday-is-coming.html' title='MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING!!!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114838947348394982</id><published>2006-05-23T20:59:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-05-23T21:04:33.493+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Christie Is Coming Back yall!!</title><content type='html'>Woohoo 3 1/2 more days till my Dear old Sweetie bootylious babe will be back to Singapore....Hmm lets hope she isnt Fatter ;) .. Kidding la...Anyway cant wait for ya to come back man....been counting the days with you...like as if u were the Great Singapore Sale coming...oh wait...it is coming soon toO!!1 NVM i promise kelly i wont Spent much!! Must LIMIT MYSELF!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have tons of things to tell you man!! and i sure you do too!! My party is set now JUNE 10th at East Coast Park. Super Cant wait. Gonna have tons of RnB music man and Lots of Food...gonna need help...anyway i got 673 days left for Army to R.O.D and 22 Days left till my birthday comes on 15th June that is =)  Peace out for now Babes and Dudes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114838947348394982?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114838947348394982/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114838947348394982' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114838947348394982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114838947348394982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/05/christie-is-coming-back-yall.html' title='Christie Is Coming Back yall!!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114786669102998128</id><published>2006-05-17T19:44:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-05-17T19:51:31.040+08:00</updated><title type='text'>This is A very Impts Message ya Peeps</title><content type='html'>Ok hmm Like i said....its Impt. Why?? Because i going to Name the Closest Friends Nicknames.... So ya ready&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Church Buddy's&lt;br /&gt;1. Christie Way - The Queen of "Bitch""Beauty.In.Total.Control.of.Herself" - which is true and the very most impt. in my life =)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Petrina - My Longest great friend since like....we knew Edwin together&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Kelly Seah - Well......hope  you know ....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Joshua - WooHoo a guy in my list!!!! *so not gay*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.  July's - Yes... Love you guys.............................................................and the Seniors!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So now u churchy people iwll have a name called = My Special Greatness&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For Life&lt;br /&gt;1. Edwin Choo - Yes he is in the list with you people Watch out!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Melvin Loke - He is somewhere missing...yea&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Schoolmates&lt;br /&gt;1. Musa - The First Malay guy in my list....the greatest Destiny child fan....a.k.a Beyonce&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Jaclyn tan - Ang lee lEe.....lol&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114786669102998128?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114786669102998128/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114786669102998128' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114786669102998128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114786669102998128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/05/this-is-very-impts-message-ya-peeps.html' title='This is A very Impts Message ya Peeps'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114709161213295338</id><published>2006-05-08T20:23:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-05-08T20:33:32.150+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Regretment</title><content type='html'>Sometimes i know you would Regret it&lt;br /&gt;But i regret it the most&lt;br /&gt;Cause truly i know how you feel&lt;br /&gt;but you dont know how you feel&lt;br /&gt;i wont tell you now cause you wont be able to take it&lt;br /&gt;and with this happening now i think you will even more never gonna take it&lt;br /&gt;so for once now i just going to keep it to myself...&lt;br /&gt;and when i think the time will be rite&lt;br /&gt;*it will never be*&lt;br /&gt;till then ....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114709161213295338?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114709161213295338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114709161213295338' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114709161213295338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114709161213295338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/05/regretment.html' title='Regretment'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114700812355989446</id><published>2006-05-07T21:18:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-05-07T21:22:03.573+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Its Wasnt mE!!</title><content type='html'>ITS NOT ME!!! Trust me...i for once was not in it...And Really Wanted to tell you...but they asked me DonT!!! Seroisly....I would never do anything this stupid to hurt Our Friendship k!!!! They only told me on the Bus Last nite........and i freaked out and scolded them and also told them to Stop it.......cause i know its really Hurting you that badly......................If you know me so well u know i wouldnt do this kind of Stupid things just to spoil our friendships...you can ask chrisitie you and ask Josh....you can jolly go ahead and ask everyone....I will NEVER Ever do that....i know u r crying rite now when reading...but If i did anything wrong Welll i am truly sorry....but i don think apologies will accpet it...rite now...wil just let you cool down!!!.....................................................*GONE*!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114700812355989446?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114700812355989446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114700812355989446' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114700812355989446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114700812355989446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/05/its-wasnt-me.html' title='Its Wasnt mE!!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114700407686549222</id><published>2006-05-07T19:09:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-05-07T20:14:36.930+08:00</updated><title type='text'>welcome to the Car wash!</title><content type='html'>OK Stop Pestering me Peeps!! Here the blog lol...Its Car Wash Time in Church!! Woohoo...Getting wet and Good!! *thinking of Jessica Simpson music Video*!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So its 4pm and it;s time to was People's Car...I first team up with Mark Tony and Josh's sister Jessica*she just so CUTE*! We washed about let's say 3 cars?? It was really Great....Experienced all the Great Cars...the BMW!!! Wa....*soon to own* *SOON!!*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;really got kinda wet.... and also the equipment wasnt well distrbuted.....Somemore was Going to Rain Super Heavy....Then we had a breifing....cause we wanted to end the first mass....but as the wheather got Better....we decided to continue...this time we did it more organzingly...with 4 in a group...i was with teresa kelly and racheal..we washed abt 4 cars...the first car was this SUper really Huge Taxi Van the Mercedes car....white one...Woah took about 20-25 mins to wash...Really huge...and also got wet...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After that we washed 3 normal cars...but one was the BMW 5 series..&gt;NICE!! everything ended about like say...7 plus...so we had a Final breifing and we washed 57 cars on Sat and raised $828 bucks!!! WOAH!!!.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So we headed to dinner plp wanted to go Simpang Bedok but i couldnt bother so does the dreh grp as it was hard to go home from there...and cab fare will not be cheap...actually wanted to go tampines...but SOME PEOPLE didnt want to go so what to do!!!...so me kel rach and the dreh grps...we went to bedok Sumo tender...Spent about 40bucks altogether...was great and had great company.....wanted to sent Kelly home....but she didnt...Hope u feeling alrite yep!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And so to Kelly And Chrisitie Hope you are happy with my blog Swines!!! lol!! going to learn dragon boat this coming sunday yay!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114700407686549222?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114700407686549222/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114700407686549222' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114700407686549222'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114700407686549222'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/05/welcome-to-car-wash.html' title='welcome to the Car wash!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114579758987868796</id><published>2006-04-23T21:02:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-04-23T21:06:29.890+08:00</updated><title type='text'>I HAVE GOTTEN IT!!!</title><content type='html'>YES!! i gotten my New phone.....WooHooo!!!! I luv my new Black classy MP3 camera Handphone!!! Nokia 3250!! I in love with it.....!!!!! well chrisitie made me buy it in the end....was thinkning of gettnig another kind...but then was to in love...so got it...and obviously...the first pix was Her face....Swine...then anyway Sat and Sun was Recruitment Drive.....it was quite fun....and sunday went to watch REINCARNATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never ever EvEr gonna watch scary shows Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and kelly.....Be hAppy!! sry for being a jerk...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114579758987868796?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114579758987868796/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114579758987868796' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114579758987868796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114579758987868796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/04/i-have-gotten-it.html' title='I HAVE GOTTEN IT!!!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114553556689824851</id><published>2006-04-20T20:11:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2006-04-20T20:19:26.900+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Today i am Officially SICK!</title><content type='html'>WooHOO!!! Today i am Sick!! for 2 days somemore....wah....but seriously i am dying at home....so tmr i shall go back to my Camp...and join the run race with them!! it will be fun...and can Loose WEIGHT!! well today was kinda a great day....It rained YES!! but...what was more great was that ACE YOUNG is finally out from American Idol!! So Happy*jumps with Joy*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway....to someone...Just think positive of yourself...never let yourself down k...like you said...we are going through this together...whether its the UPS or its the DOWNS...we will be there for each other...Just smile in the mirror and say its gonna be a great day. If you are ever angry...then just throw your frustration on a piece of paper...by drawing it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway tmr is army...and genesis recruitment is coming cant wait see ya !! oh btw to the WOMEN!!! tmr we shall go shopping then go for Gen!! and and......i gonna get my NOKIA 3250 tmr!!! yipee!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114553556689824851?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114553556689824851/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114553556689824851' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114553556689824851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114553556689824851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/04/today-i-am-officially-sick_20.html' title='Today i am Officially SICK!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114553551708594076</id><published>2006-04-20T20:11:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-04-20T20:18:37.100+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Today i am Officially SICK!</title><content type='html'>WooHOO!!! Today i am Sick!! for 2 days somemore....wah....but seriously i am dying at home....so tmr i shall go back to my Camp...and join the run race with them!! it will be fun...and can Loose WEIGHT!! well today was kinda a great day....It rained YES!! but...what was more great was that ACE YOUNG is finally out from American Idol!! So Happy*jumps with Joy*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Anyway....to someone...Just think positive of yourself...never let yourself down k...like you said...we are going through this together...whether its the UPS or its the DOWNS...we will be there for each other...Just smile in the mirror and say its gonna be a great day. If you are ever angry...then just throw your frustration on a piece of paper...by drawing it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     Anyway tmr is army...and genesis recruitment is coming cant wait see ya !! oh btw to the WOMEN!!! tmr we shall go shopping then go for Gen!! and and......i gonna get my NOKIA 3250 tmr!!! yipee!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114553551708594076?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114553551708594076/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114553551708594076' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114553551708594076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114553551708594076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/04/today-i-am-officially-sick.html' title='Today i am Officially SICK!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114550519624761698</id><published>2006-04-20T11:44:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-04-20T11:53:16.256+08:00</updated><title type='text'>News Photos</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/CameraFX%20(15).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/CameraFX%20%2815%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Weirdo Faces Awww!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/CameraFX%20(14).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/CameraFX%20%2814%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; So Sweet.....Arent they Sweet...nah...!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/14042006(007).1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/14042006%28007%29.1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Three Goodies...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/CameraFX%20(11).0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/CameraFX%20%2811%29.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Ah Soh!! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/14042006(005).0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/14042006%28005%29.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; WhoooHohoo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114550519624761698?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114550519624761698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114550519624761698' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114550519624761698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114550519624761698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/04/news-photos.html' title='News Photos'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114507211606150744</id><published>2006-04-15T11:24:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-04-15T11:35:16.076+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Part 2</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/14042006(005).jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/14042006(005).jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/14042006(005).jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok...so anyway i awake now...yes....ok so....after walking around we took bus to go to church...first we took 63 for fun...then got down two stops later ... and Kenji has no more money ...even BETTER!!! so we took 7 to chuch but shit he got in without being notice damn it!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ok..after that... we reached church around 4:30pm...and the 2pm mass just ended...omg...we skipped station of the cross and we went to one of the rooms for awhile to wait for mass to start!!.. and this is what we did in the room...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/14042006%28005%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wait later i post more...so anyway...we went for mass...than....it was SUPER LONG!!! ...then when for gen meeting talked about the recruiment.....and and....then went out for dinner...then went home the end...too lazy to type...shall let the pixs do the talking...like as they say a pic is worth more than a thousands words...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114507211606150744?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114507211606150744/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114507211606150744' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114507211606150744'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114507211606150744'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/04/part-2.html' title='Part 2'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114503039717752446</id><published>2006-04-14T23:06:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-04-14T23:59:57.790+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Its Good Friday and the Bitch is Back!!</title><content type='html'>Hey hey !! yes yes people i know u all miss my life stories...well here it is...Today is good friday when christ has died for us. So we were either to FAST or abstain from meat. So it was friday and my off day woohoo. So i had my wonderful shopping day. When to meet the four disciples. Kelly, Chrisitie, Brandon and Joshie. It was a fun outing at bugis la...we really brought a lot of stuff sia....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    So we when to bugis street and i went to my fav. $8 dollars shop...i brought 3 t-shirts there so happy al three diff. colours. Green, Purple and Brown....well after that it rained like fucking MAD DOGS!!! super heavy la...cause we were on our way to meet chrisitie also...so ya...at the same time as walking out of bugis street, brandon and josh eac brought two shirts...and from there we crossed the rad to the other side of bugis under the super heavy RAIN!!! we were so wet its like we had jumped into the pool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     so anyway after that...we met the bitch woohoo she is bakc...really miss her..but sh put on weight..and looks better actually...ahah...when to have lunch...then after that...walked around for a while.. ok w&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ill cot tmr&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114503039717752446?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114503039717752446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114503039717752446' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114503039717752446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114503039717752446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/04/its-good-friday-and-bitch-is-back.html' title='Its Good Friday and the Bitch is Back!!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114391123158338344</id><published>2006-04-02T00:14:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-04-02T01:07:14.053+08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Army Days</title><content type='html'>Ok today is the First day of my enlistmentto National Service. I was Definately Terrified for sure as i didnt know what was ahead of me in future. Reached Tekong at 8:30am by ferry. From there we were seperated from my family as enlistees got to go somewhere. I was leaded to this place where i handed my IC to this person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   From there after 30 mins or so i got back my IC with a Sling bag free phone card and other stuff. We then headed to the Auditourium as we reheares the SAF pledge. 1 hour or so our parents came in and we sat there with Pride. They showed us some video , said the pledge and sang the national athemn. Then we headed out to the cookhouse for lunch. After that we SADLY departed. i never felt sad in my life...cause i will really miss my family.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   it was 12noon already and we sat down to know where was our bunk and bed. i was in PLatoon 1 Section 4 Bed 08. My ORD is 26th march 2008 which is still a long way.So we then headed to some place to collect of luggage given by the army la. We checked our items that was in the luggage. From there we proceeded to the company that i was posted to. It was L company *Leopard*. We there tried on the clothes they gave us the Admin uniform which was the PE clothes and the No.3 uniform which was the Clerks Uniform.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    From there i was Dying of Heat....sweating like hell sia... Anyway from there we were told to go to our Bunks and unpacked our stuffs. From there it was interviewing time where the sergants get to know us more. Actually got somemore but i am skipping it ....its two long la...after the Interview it was Deathe kind.Y??? cause we had to SHAVE our HAIR!! I feel so SAD!!! why why...but nvm...anyway after all those long storys....it was dinner time la.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     We march from our company to the cookhouse it was a 5 mins march...the we ate...the food was alrite but didnt had the mood to eat la...after that we had lectures in the lecture room. from there 9:30pm was our personal time...until 10:30pm it was lights out...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     ANyway i got a good groups of Bunk mates la....they are really nice...and had really different character...mostly is chinese 1 indian and 1 malay... the indian guy damn funny la...LOl...but also our sergants was alright...but the malay want was great...he a a MAT joker la...haha anyone shall stop here for day 1 day two...soon!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114391123158338344?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114391123158338344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114391123158338344' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114391123158338344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114391123158338344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/04/my-army-days.html' title='My Army Days'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114302033686246770</id><published>2006-03-22T17:28:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-03-22T17:38:56.876+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Thinkning Far...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/nokia.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/nokia.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/6280.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/6280.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yay tomorrow i am getting my Nokia 6280 Phone which cost 700 bucks..So happy!! This is my plan...Tomorrow going to Singtel o to upgrade my line so i am going to get the Nokia N70 and if not wrong pay $298 if i get a higher value plan if not pay $348. Ok then see this...a buyer wanna buy from me tomorrow for $600 bucks!! Wohoo..its like a 300 bucks Profit.. ok then...i going to trade in my phone Nokia 6680 for $370. And then from there can get my PHONE!! although cant bring to army...nvm...its my weekend phone.&lt;br /&gt;I am going Army this 4 days more..............My hair will be shaved...but will i look good in it thats the Questions....lOl... Christie i Miss you...Kelly I also miss you...Never see you online....I lovew my American Idol 5.. MANDISA ROCKS!!.....okok Bye bye Luv YA!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114302033686246770?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114302033686246770/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114302033686246770' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114302033686246770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114302033686246770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/03/thinkning-far.html' title='Thinkning Far...'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114276822357203367</id><published>2006-03-19T19:10:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-03-19T19:37:03.596+08:00</updated><title type='text'>ARMY!</title><content type='html'>Well its one more week to go before i say goodbye to my civillian life and hello to Army adult hood. i kinda nervous yet excited to enlist hoping to meet new friends and back stabbers. Mungens for sure..and blackees..and Matz and Eurasians. well people say its like a holiday camp, its kinda true ...the food there is good too i heard. Anyway will really miss my friends, but will really hope to get a place in Poly but i dun think so as my interview was so screwed up. But anyway....we shall see how my life will be planned.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     Ok..for the past few weeks in march being gyming with my personal trainer...my arms are aching and my butt is killing me...can see changes in my chest la...my "breast" got smaller...lol...but my sttomach looks the same...KNN...haha..but anyway friday when for a great Buffet at orchard hotel..SUPER SHIOK!! goot BBQ Lamp...the BBQ the whole lamb...felt so bad...but i ate it anyway haha...the had drunken Prawns....Superb...Pork in the pao...Great...and my fav...which is also kellys...SMOKED SALMON!!! i can take as many as i want...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     my friend was so BORING!!! he wanted to go home la...just because he saw many mats....he isnt a night life person sia...YONG BI!!! u r BORING!!!.....anyway...next day which was today la...went out with my family...to MARINA SQUARE!! again...4 weeks in a row man....dying of that place...but the shops there r GOOD!! tomorrow going to change my phone to Nokia 6280&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ya...so tomroow might get it...i think....anyway ONE MORE WEEK !!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114276822357203367?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114276822357203367/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114276822357203367' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114276822357203367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114276822357203367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/03/army.html' title='ARMY!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114239600052652927</id><published>2006-03-15T12:02:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-03-15T12:13:20.550+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Shes Gone For Now</title><content type='html'>I really do miss Her.&lt;br /&gt;She is really gone.&lt;br /&gt;How long must i wait to see you again?&lt;br /&gt;Before you left,&lt;br /&gt;We had our times&lt;br /&gt;Gossipping, Shopping and Eating&lt;br /&gt;Thats all we use to have.&lt;br /&gt;Now my life is boring as noone else to talk to&lt;br /&gt;Really miss your stories&lt;br /&gt;Of who you really like.&lt;br /&gt;Why did you have to go?&lt;br /&gt;i feel so left alone.&lt;br /&gt;Although i have others&lt;br /&gt;but you still the one&lt;br /&gt;I miss the most.&lt;br /&gt;Please do come back&lt;br /&gt;and please tell me when&lt;br /&gt;as i cant wait to see you&lt;br /&gt;and talk to you again.&lt;br /&gt;although we do call&lt;br /&gt;but its only through call&lt;br /&gt;its more better when we can see our emotions.&lt;br /&gt;Have fun there now&lt;br /&gt;And hope you make great friends&lt;br /&gt;cause when you come back&lt;br /&gt;Your best pals will be here!&lt;br /&gt;=)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;REALLY MISSS YA SIS!*The Women*&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114239600052652927?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114239600052652927/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114239600052652927' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114239600052652927'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114239600052652927'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/03/shes-gone-for-now.html' title='Shes Gone For Now'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114149254055788819</id><published>2006-03-05T00:07:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-03-05T01:15:40.616+08:00</updated><title type='text'>I TRICKED THE WOMEN AT LAST!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/christies%20surprise%20party%20003.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/christies%20surprise%20party%20003.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; KELLY WAS RITE!! SHE LOOKED WEIRD TODAY!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i so happy i tricked her. Me emmanuel and rachel went to Carrefour to buy the BBQ stuff for chrisite suprise party we spend there for like 2 hours la...all together i spent $135 bucks...I SPENT AH!!! Kelly you owe me!!! ..Anyway we took cab from Plaza Sing. to Jeremy house Apollo gardens. it was 16 bucks. Rachel you still owe me the cab fare for this!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So we went to his house and went to marinate the food. The maid was really a great help!! so we make Sambal prawns and Stringray. Teriyaki Chicken and my Kebah with Teriyaki. See i was a great cook haha. so it was 6 and we started the fire...kelly was there by the way...christie kept on calling her and we had to think of what to say to chrisite...well she Fell for it haha!!so it was about seven and she was outside jeremy house gate...and wask walking to the BBQ we all hide and when she came we SURPRISE HER!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She was SHOCKED AND SURPRISED!! YAY!!...she was more angry of kelly i think...haha but we all BUSTED her...she tot i went for BBQ at a friends hse which i did...it ws HERs la..and kel said she had something to do..haha...!! Love it...ok so we did the BBQ...after that we had Great plans...it was to SABO chrisite ...wanted to use Whipped cream but couldnt find...so we decided to use Charcoal...We Wiped the BLACKNESS on her face...like this!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0039.1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So anyway not only her got charcoaled...but the rest too...ok...anyway after that...we ate..talked had fun...laughed..played Tai Tee with Drinks...alcohol...&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0040.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0037.jpg" border="0" /&gt;i tell you...the guy Terrence was DRUNK like hell!!...anyway kinda cleared the place up...and Left the place....PEOPLE PAY ME SOME CASH !!!! lolz...Chrisitie hope u enjoyed it...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114149254055788819?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114149254055788819/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114149254055788819' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114149254055788819'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114149254055788819'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/03/i-tricked-women-at-last.html' title='I TRICKED THE WOMEN AT LAST!!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114128384734648775</id><published>2006-03-02T14:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-03-02T15:17:27.356+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Part Two of my Pictures</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0050.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0050.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; THE CARPARK!! With Hyatt Hotel Building..this one RICH people stays!! All the Suites!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0062.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0062.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; The toilet sign....CUTE!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0051.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0051.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Can you see the MONKEYS!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0045.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0045.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; ME..and my beautiful self..and the Senery!! so NICE!! Facing South China Sea&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0039.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0039.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this is what i have outside my room&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114128384734648775?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114128384734648775/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114128384734648775' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114128384734648775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114128384734648775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/03/part-two-of-my-pictures.html' title='Part Two of my Pictures'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114122352956815170</id><published>2006-03-01T22:16:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-03-01T22:32:09.583+08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Pictures</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0046.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0046.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; MY FIRST SWIMMING POOL...the hotel has 2 POOLS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0038.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0038.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; MY SUPERIOR ROOM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0041.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0041.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; THE HOTEL EXTERIOR!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0047.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0047.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; MyHYATT REGENCY KUANTAN HOTEL LOBBY!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0060.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0060.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; THE DRIVEWAY TO THE HOTEL!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0059.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0059.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE SECOND ENTRANCE SIGN!! THATS MY SISTER AND HER HUSBAND&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114122352956815170?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114122352956815170/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114122352956815170' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114122352956815170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114122352956815170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/03/my-pictures.html' title='My Pictures'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114122246751715060</id><published>2006-03-01T21:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-03-01T22:14:27.560+08:00</updated><title type='text'>MY KUANTAN TRIP</title><content type='html'>I JUST LOVE MY HOLIDAY!! it is so Nice. I left my house at 5am in the morning on Monday. Reached my Hyatt Regency Kuantan at 11am...Like 7 hours la. So tiring Here are some of the Photos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0057.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0057.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This is My First Entrance Sign.Then...aiya...tell you guys first la...anyway..I loved it...we entered we were greeted with LOVE...from their heart. Then we checked-in...The sea Breeze was Cooling and Awesome. Our rooms were just facing the beach and when we stepped out of our room it is the POOL!! So Power...my room Number was 2106. going to put 4D.My parents room was 1110. Anyway i tell you la..i gain weight for sure Everyday Eat and eat and eat la...Aiyo...the Local food...so Shiok...we stayed in Kuantan for 3days 2nights...its kinda short but we were really relaxed.So anyway the first day we slept in the evening till 7pm to go have dinner at one of the seafood shop. it is so Cheap...around 10 of us ate we paid 70 Singapore dollars...it is worth it la.Anyway second day we went to visit my sister husband sister house...so Big and nice...then we tau pao our dinner and Sneak in Durains...i don eat...my parents eat...I hate Durian!! YUCK!!anyway we slept late la...i too lazy to tell you the story..i just going to show u the pics la haha..okok !!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114122246751715060?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114122246751715060/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114122246751715060' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114122246751715060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114122246751715060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/03/my-kuantan-trip.html' title='MY KUANTAN TRIP'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114088533928625167</id><published>2006-02-26T00:01:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-26T00:35:39.320+08:00</updated><title type='text'>YOUTH MASS PHOTOS</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;MY PHOTOS!!! NAH CHRISTIE!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0033.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0033.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0030.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0030.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0030.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0030.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0026.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0026.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0025.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0025.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0024.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0024.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0023.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0023.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0022.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0022.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0021.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0021.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0021.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0020.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0020.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0019.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0019.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0018.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0018.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0018.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0018.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0017.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0017.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0014.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0014.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0013.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0013.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0012.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0012.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0011.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0011.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114088533928625167?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114088533928625167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114088533928625167' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114088533928625167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114088533928625167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/02/youth-mass-photos.html' title='YOUTH MASS PHOTOS'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114088308571233619</id><published>2006-02-25T23:43:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-25T23:58:05.720+08:00</updated><title type='text'>YOUTH MASS</title><content type='html'>I Love My day today..It started out as a BORING MORNING AND AFTERNOON!! oh god...It was so boring including the Shows...I can die at home la...Some more the wheather so hot!! ...Haiz...so i message the MAFAN Women..she ask me to meet her at Bedok Interchange ...at 6:20pm and also asked me to ask Kelly to come along. Then when my bus came...She now want us to meet in CHURCH LA!!! Swine...i already in the Bus on the way to interchange and now she change place....me and kelly were complaining la ... LOLZ&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok so meet her at church went to VERBIST hall and saw New people and choir and band people. Then Christie, Kelly and i walked to the mobile to grab a Bite. On the way she was talking about that CALVIN again la....aiyo..haha....can make a story book out of it SEAH!!..After that youth mass started around 8+pm. it finshed around 10:15pm. It was a Successful MASS i loved it...it was great. There was free food at the foyer....there was PIZZA!!! haha...but didnt really eat much..was taking photos of my wonderful FRIENDS!!haha ok anyway going to post up the pictures now....oh btw i have the NYP SEX TAPE VIDEO!!! so funny i tell you...don know why...maybe because it was a BORING SEX!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114088308571233619?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114088308571233619/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114088308571233619' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114088308571233619'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114088308571233619'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/02/youth-mass.html' title='YOUTH MASS'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114076910612613657</id><published>2006-02-24T16:04:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-24T16:18:26.146+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Pictures with me and christie and Kelly</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/20022006(023).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/20022006%28023%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; ACT TAO SIA!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/20022006(022).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/20022006%28022%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; Sales Promoter&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/20022006(020).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/20022006%28020%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; KELLY AND CHRISTIE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/20022006(012).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/20022006%28012%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; ME LOOKING AT THE CEILING&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/20022006(008).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/20022006%28008%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WE AT MARRIOTT&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/20022006(002).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/20022006%28002%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;My Rubbish Food&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/20022006(001).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/20022006%28001%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; Christie Curry Rice&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/20022006.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/20022006.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Our Black Pepper Wedges * from Crystal Jake Xpress*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114076910612613657?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114076910612613657/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114076910612613657' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114076910612613657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114076910612613657'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/02/pictures-with-me-and-christie-and.html' title='Pictures with me and christie and Kelly'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114061202080553857</id><published>2006-02-22T20:09:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-22T20:40:20.860+08:00</updated><title type='text'>I FEEL FATZ!!!</title><content type='html'>Oh god...today is 21st Feb...well i have Dinner outing today but...will tell you more about it as i blog.Ok...so i Finally went to Gym today felt so proud of myself. YAY!! when with Yong Bi*the person who stood me up*. So we met at 2pm outside republic plaza*that is where my gym is* I did but chest...cause i tell you it looks like a breast la...*i made a rythme* So we did our Workout for about 1 hour then when to bathe...oh god yYong Bi takes damn long to bathe and shit la....waited for him like 35mins..Alomost died..but as waiting i saw this gay guy he Wore G-String.....So funny...luckily he has a good build if he was fat like me....WOAH!! ALERT PLP!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Ok so after that....we went to meet Musa...at orchard...at the same time we were thinking where to bring MR EDWIN CHOO WEI KIAT for his farewell dinner it was his idea and he wanted to eat at Hotel la...ting what we earning Millions ah..ok anyway we kinda think of where to eat at Orchard....god so many places...We tried hilton but they were having Thai buffet..not so keen on that...we then walked to Four Seasons...they didnt had buffet but i love this Hotel so NICE!!! to Lobby is fucking Power!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    So as we walked *was also with Jac* we when to forum and sat down at Macs. to think...and we ate...i just took Milo and a small burger cause got Free mah...yong I ate a bloody meal and he said its not feeling RUBBISH!!!...anyway...we then took a stroll down orchard...seeing people...i then brought this Macs. Milkshake!! Super Power!!ok...then we caused the bridge to Hyatt hotel...when to check it out...they had Local buffet i might as well have it at coffee shop!!..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    So anyway i just booked it...but they said we  must leave the table by 8:15pm...but we scared the DIVA*edwin choo* will Kao Pei!!..then we walked to marriott hotel..they had international...and so we Booked it...the lady who serve us named was Maria she was really great!!then the diva came.........EDWIN CHOO CARRIED A LADIES HANDBAG!! OMG!!! me and yong bi felt so Embarassed la....MA Lu!! The waitress who served us kinda laughed...but as we had our dinner...i hink she liked us...cause of edwin....he had Embarassed us with his LOUD LAUGHTER!! we in Marriott for god sake!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     So we sat there for about 3 hours...the bill came to $198...i paid by card...and to my suprise i had 20% for UOB members Cool!!!...so anyway ya i went home...felt so FAT and satisfied.and now the women wants me to bring her la...SWINE haaha!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114061202080553857?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114061202080553857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114061202080553857' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114061202080553857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114061202080553857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/02/i-feel-fatz.html' title='I FEEL FATZ!!!'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114045330120172314</id><published>2006-02-20T21:28:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-21T00:35:05.450+08:00</updated><title type='text'>a wonderful weird outing</title><content type='html'>Before i start i almost touch 4D la... $500 bucks...Hmm...Got up at 10:30am..Suppose to go gym..but turn out to be Mr lazy pig.so anyway got ready and when to meet The women at Orchard...at 1pm but was kinda late...so we walked to ...Wisma and ate at CRYSTAL JADE EXPRESS!!! it was FUCKING TERRIBLE LA!!! Wasted my bloody money ...tasted like SHIT!! me and chrisite so Hated it la... watsed our $25.10..we didnt finish our food...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     ok after that terrible experience..we walked to Borders Apple...christie wanted to trade in her Ipod mini to Ipod video...Trade in price : $150...she was TU LAN!! ...she expected 200 bucks..so anyway she then walked to Far east plaza to find something...it was kinda boring...but she brought two shirts as Usual!! they were unique i got to say...after that i told her to go to MARRIOT hotel to try this milkshake although it was 12 bucks each!! it was Bloody hell GOOD!!!worth our money trust me...stayed there and chatted for a while.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     .after paying the bill...we then walked to lucky plaza as i wanted to really get my &lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;NOKIA 6280 ...but next week come out yay...so after that&lt;/strong&gt; ....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Christie GReat idea was to go Tampines mall la..so we took a cab and cost just nice 10 bucks...i went to UOB bank to deposit some money...then we walked to TM...so boring la...walked around then when to urban concept thought of kelly so i called her...then she said want me to meet u guys i said OK!!...she Looked weird...haha all TIED up!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      We chatted and walked to Starbucks as the women was praying to see CALVIN!!!..he wasnt there poor child!!but we sat there for like 1 hour or so..and we saw TP MISS DONALD DUCK!!! so funny....her voice....aiyo haha...anyway...ya....kelly art work is Nice ...i am impress....anyway took videos and photos of these two babes...then after those fun we left....so ya,....will puit the photos tmr...night night&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114045330120172314?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114045330120172314/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114045330120172314' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114045330120172314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114045330120172314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/02/wonderful-weird-outing.html' title='a wonderful weird outing'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114044207601909235</id><published>2006-02-20T21:27:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-20T21:27:56.026+08:00</updated><title type='text'>A funny weird outing i suppose</title><content type='html'>A funny weird outing i suppose&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114044207601909235?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114044207601909235/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114044207601909235' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114044207601909235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114044207601909235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/02/funny-weird-outing-i-suppose.html' title='A funny weird outing i suppose'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114033518279679894</id><published>2006-02-19T15:37:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-19T15:46:22.806+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0010.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0010.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Weird people playing Chess&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0009.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;A close look at the hotties i think the guy in Red is Hotter haha!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0008.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0008.1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; The Hotties&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/IMG_0007.2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/IMG_0007.2.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; Emmanuel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114033518279679894?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114033518279679894/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114033518279679894' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114033518279679894'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114033518279679894'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/02/weird-people-playing-chess-close-look.html' title=''/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114027394247317901</id><published>2006-02-18T22:42:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-18T22:45:42.473+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Its Photos</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114027394247317901?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114027394247317901/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114027394247317901' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114027394247317901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114027394247317901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/02/its-photos.html' title='Its Photos'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114027373513172662</id><published>2006-02-18T22:35:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-18T22:42:15.136+08:00</updated><title type='text'>A Outing that was Diff.</title><content type='html'>I love today cause i had Bloody fun!!...ok So i was SUPPOSE to go gym la to meet my friend at 2pm at RAFFLES PLACE CONTROL STATION!! But that Bloody Bugger didnt turn up...bloody hell waited for him for 1 hour and somemore he can off his Handphone...KNN!!! i already there so Tu Lan wanna kill him when i meet him Chee bye!!! so went to Burger King to release my anger on the Nice BBQ Turkey Bacon burger....Ta pao to Church ro eat...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     Saw humans in church at 3:30pm...CUS....stacy...maria...and Koh...they were happily Studying la...and i was happliy eating my burger and feeling them tu lan la...SwineS!!....so when for 4 :45pm mass...SUPER HOLY!!! haha...2gether with Jon.D Mark Koh Maria CUS and myself...after Mass It was Maria idea to take whatever bus comes our way...so 24 came and we went to ANG MO KIO!! SEE GEN PEOPLE WE SHOULD GO TO THIS KIND OF PLACES NOT!!! MARINE PARADE LA!!!......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    so happy we had dinner there...then after that we walked...and talked...then we took bus home...its sounds boring la...but actually it was quite fun...i think to me it was the Atmosphere...so ya....going to post Pictures haha&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114027373513172662?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114027373513172662/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114027373513172662' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114027373513172662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114027373513172662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/02/outing-that-was-diff.html' title='A Outing that was Diff.'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114009874438249759</id><published>2006-02-16T21:04:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-16T22:05:48.933+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Today Wonderful Outing</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"&gt;    So it started when i got up from my Wonderful Shiok Bed at 9:15am. Was supposed to go gym with Yong Bi but bloody Asshole...he now say couldnt make it la...after when i finish bathing..SWINE!! so had to follow my dad to Singapore General Hospital for his medical appointment. oh god will die there la... anyway it was 1pm and had to meet MY BEST FRIEND..My Shopping Buddy..My Clubber..I love her...why cause shes my SISTER!! who?? the Bitch the women CHRISTIE!! the Babe..haha!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"&gt;    anyway she was LATE!! nothing New la...Anyway her mission was... 1) Find her Addidas Bag 2) Earrings 3) She needs a New clothes...she had wardrobe Problem haha!!*it was her shoes la*...So anyway we went to far east plaza to find for her clothes...she in the end spent 54 bucks on a skirt and a top....Rich Women!! after that we had Lunch at LJS...and wat she said was DON ever eat here....she said the Chicken was DRY haha...i also don care haha...then we walked to C K tang....to find her Adidas bag....Saw a lot of GAYS!!! oh god...and no Bag for her..she was heart broken...but we had this Bet!! it was her Clavin...if he msged B4 12am i won 1 buck..and if he called B4  1am i also won 1 buck...it was the funniest Bet la...She will lose la..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"&gt;    when to Lucky plaza...i so needed a New phone.....i want my Nokia 6280 it has 2 cameras and its a 3G phone.but its still not in Singapore.....Bloody hell...helped Kelly checked her price of her broken 7260....Kelly it cost 160 bucks..and the 7370 cost 590!!B4 trade in la...So me and christie then walked to Taka and still on a mission to find her Adidas Bag...we went to Stadium the one below ZARA...and instead of she buying i guiltyly*if got such word* board a Dry fit shrit for gym...i can wear LARGE!!!! so happy...the women said it could be the cutting SWINE!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"&gt;      After that...we walked to the Gay/Tai Tai palace..PARAGON...we felt poor thats for sure.....we walked around for about 30 mins didnt buy anything there obvoiusly..so we journeyed to Heeren maybe there could be luck?? we went to Flash and slapsh and this women bought a  handbag Roxy for 32 bucks... then we went to Adidas...they said...sorry we don carry that bag anymore...Haha SHe CRIED!! no la....haha...so i told go NIKE we went...and we saw this bag i liked the material she liked it to...it was whitee and had GREEN!! my colour...but cause 83 bucks..i prefer my nike bag more better..and more greener...so in the she bought he NIKE bag cause it had one left...so i told her better nuy B4 regret la haha...she did...She like damn rich la...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"&gt;      After that Spending Power experience...we walked to OG....walked around for a while...and i nEeeded to SHIT!! just felt like it..hahah...i told her i wanted to Bomb...then she said..i also want...haha i told her the Best Hotel to shit is Marriort but it was Far...and the only two hotels are next to us was Le meridian and Holiday inn i told her go Holiday inn and try...i never been there B4...now i know why it is 3 stars only la...so....Ewww.. not my kind..but we went to second floor toilet it was peaceful...thank god...we both BOMBED that place...Phew...i was out first then christie came...After that wonderful happening...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"&gt;       We went to Plaza singapura...shopped there...i didnt want to spent anything...neither did she...thank god...we saw Flesh imp sale i wanted to buy....but better don...We left that place around 6+pm...and obviously we took cab la...she dropped at my place and took 21 home...i was Shocked she takes BUSES!! haha...anyway thats all for today and christie i will win that BET!!! and my toto and 4D will come out haha...oh here a quote i told christie i will have it...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"&gt;Quote of the Day: Screw yourself like a Screwdriver...it will be great!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114009874438249759?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114009874438249759/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114009874438249759' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114009874438249759'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114009874438249759'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/02/today-wonderful-outing.html' title='Today Wonderful Outing'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114005742077999073</id><published>2006-02-16T10:31:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-16T10:37:31.310+08:00</updated><title type='text'>the Photos</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/14022006(008).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/14022006%28008%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;Me and the WOMEN&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/14022006(061).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/14022006%28061%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;We were taking photos in the middle of the pathway&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/14022006(050).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/14022006%28050%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; The Four Girls&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/1600/14022006(046).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4944/2287/320/14022006%28046%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Me and Kelly&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There will be more tonight...going out now night night&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114005742077999073?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114005742077999073/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114005742077999073' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114005742077999073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114005742077999073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/02/photos.html' title='the Photos'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114005702846354339</id><published>2006-02-16T10:03:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-16T20:43:24.763+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mr.Valentine's Day</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;Its Valentine's Day for the Lovers but not for me...Why cause i am always Lonely...for the past 18years but what to do...?? Anyway Got up at like Major 8am to go to TP to register for the course. Met Rosanita and Kenji at the !!BRIDGE!!...i felt like a student there...haha..!! Got in to the JAE registration..not much people thank God.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;When to the Auditorium to take a number...my no. was 3004 * Can put 4D*. After applying...we waited for KENJI!! bloody Slow sia...don know what he applying la..Swine..waited for him like nearly 1 hour...just to register...anyway after that..me and Rosa when to Singapore Poly...wah from Tampines to Dover you know...sit until Butt PAIN!!!...then as usual had to walk for 10 mins just to reach to the registration. when there for only 3 mins just to give them some documents..walked back to the train station. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;This time we were heading to Orchard..we had lunch at Wisma Atrium *Fila is there Hate it*. The food court there was Great..loved the nasi padang..but hated the indian food...bloody hell ordered just Mutton and chicken KNN $7.10...Pari na A...*indian bad word* wasnt even nice la...Swines..After that..we took photos of interesting things for our Portfolio. when to Paragon..wa this baby so CUTE!!! Ang Mo mix..no wonder&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;So we walked around for a while...but had to meet my Mom at 2:30pm at Eu Yan Sang for my appt. with Chinese doctor...*for my skin la* .. anyway Rosa followed me...And my Numbers were 2016 * i think* and collection of medicine was 3060* that one must out cause on the way home saw the car no. also the same haha* ....then after collecting the Medicine i went home as that women *CHRISTIE* told me too...used the net...and Kelly msg me to go to Tampines...why....well cant say why....but i told her NO!!!! ORCHARD!!! is way better then tampines...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;So was talking to her on the phone as she was finidng her LOVE under the block...hahaz...anyway got changed and left my house 5:45pm to meet the Singles at Orchard Mrt station...Aiyo i cannot tahan when people are late la... they say 6:30pm means that time...but they came at 7:00pm but luckily for the first time *Confirm touch 4D or toto* THat women was EARLY!!!*clapping Hands* so Big fuck la....haha..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;Anyway We the singles *Christie, Me, Kelly, Maria, Rachael, Kenji and Emmanuel* we had diiner at Lido DOME. the food there i find was ok...only..Spoent like 120 bucks la... haha..kenji just ordered and ordered...doesnt mean i say i pay for him means u can just order....swine..never say thanks..ASS!! hope he isnt reading this...haha&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;After Dinner....we walked around orchard taking photos everywhere...seeing couples with flowers...while we just with great friends..we brought Beer...but only Rachael drank...i don take alcohol don know why...haha..Holy MA!!after that The women *christie* wanted to go home...and this was like the funniest la...anywhere she sees an empty Cab...she will find ways to stop it...from the junction to the middle of the road...u think they will stop meh...haha&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;We walked from Orchard down to Plaza Sing. to get a cab...as chrisitie was trying to it too!! haha...so funny..we told her to take of her shirt maybe it might work!!! ....i walked with kelly and rach. talking about personal stuff...i think Kelly is a great Kiddo..i really didnt know her...but just after 1 month we clicked as Buddies....i don know why...but when she told me she wanted to leave *last time one* i cried...now is chrisite too who is leaving and in 1 month's time she goign to Aussie to study!!! WHY!!!!!!! are they leaving me...i will mIss these two great Buddies...Besties of mine...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;Anyway went to PS taxi stand and i called TIBS..now known as SMRT...its the best to call..haha our cab came in 5 mins while christie and kelly got it in 15 mins?? send Maria home at Siglap..while me and kenji went to my house Coffee shop to talk about Genesis stuff....Haiz..don wanna say...say until Peh chek...Anyway,,,talked for 1 hourthen i went home...So thats all people..thats my life for now haha &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114005702846354339?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114005702846354339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114005702846354339' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114005702846354339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114005702846354339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/02/mrvalentines-day.html' title='Mr.Valentine&apos;s Day'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22488901.post-114000261845878997</id><published>2006-02-15T17:19:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-16T20:37:11.933+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Monday 13th Feb 2006 : Poly Application</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"&gt;Oh god...Got up at 8:45am just to meet my friends at Dover Mrt control Station to apply at Singapore Poly. left my house at 9:15am..was watching Opera..its about Life after Marriage. Anyway Met Rosanita at Enous Mrt at 9:36am..and when i reached bloody hell Missed the train..but luckily 3 mins later it came. Wonder why so fast??ok anyway Met Sharifah and Musa at aroud 10:15am at Dover and saw a lot of Students...could that be me??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i wonder...will i go Singapore Poly?? Was afriad i would see Patricians..especially from my class la...Walked to the JAE registration blocks its like 10 mins walking distance la..can DIE! like that also can lose weight too haha..OK anyway Woah the amount of Students at Singapore Poly...there's even MACs there la...Gracious...how to lose weight you tell me..Anyway i went to apply for a course Interior Design as my ITE i studied Architectual. Anyway spent there for like 1 hour or so??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After that we headed down to City HAll for Lunch..went to Marina Square Cavana...the food there ok only la...all about Chicken...wait kenna Bird flu DIE!! They Loose Business and they Lose DEAD CUSTOMERS!!......After that when to Tampines with rosa and Musa to Temasek poly. while Sharifah andYati went back to ITE bedok to collect some stuff... My FUTURE SCHOOL!!! TP!! Hope i get in la...when to asked about the course Interior Architectual and desgin course.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i Love it...but its hard to get in...as have to go for Interview oh my god!! doing my portfolio now as i typing..i was like damn afriad to see Ex-classmates from TP la...if not DIE!! anyway left the place at 2:30pm..was Super Tired...went home and Slept DEAD till 6:30pm.. when to see Doctor cause of my Eye!! Dyeing Red la...Monday is a Boring day so wad to do haha...Well thats all for now...See ya Next time..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22488901-114000261845878997?l=majorbigfuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/feeds/114000261845878997/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22488901&amp;postID=114000261845878997' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114000261845878997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22488901/posts/default/114000261845878997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://majorbigfuck.blogspot.com/2006/02/monday-13th-feb-2006-poly-application.html' title='Monday 13th Feb 2006 : Poly Application'/><author><name>Jonathan Heng</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17829581203106364511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
